too much q n loaded a

dis is so tru,seeing things dat make me automatically bcome a hipokrit perfectly..hahah..

oke,klas dh stat dan doct pon msk la secara rasmi nye.here it goes..

kisah 1...

prof :: do u hv torch..?? <--- dituju kpd 'shabab' yg sdap ddk ats kusi yg gebu itu.

students :: ...... (smbil terkebil2,God..! don show ur apathic faces.annoying.

after awhile,terkluar la sebijik tgn yg gagah perkasa menghulurkan sebatang

torch yg berat thap shelai daun kering...<--- xbgun nk kasi kt prof..n prof took

it wif frustrated face..WT..?? malu..?haha,xpakai sluar..??

kisah 2...

prof :: bla bla bla bla..maknenye sdang mengajar dgn smngatnye..

students :: oo pastu yg ni cm mn..?? pastu knp cm nih..*with specific voices*

(not listening to wat prof saying..woiiiiii..! xreti bahase k..??)

kisah 3 ...

prof :: y ur numbers r decreasing day by day..??

me :: THEY R DEAD..

kisah 4 ::

prof :: did u ever listen to dis kinda a term...??

students :: NO...! (wat...?? doc brape kali ntah ckp,sesuka hati ckp xpenah dgr,ckp j la i ponteng klas doc sb sy suke ddk rmh usha2 dunia..kentut hangit kau..!

kisah 5 ::

students :: can we close da lite doc..??<--- oke disini ak xbrape like ngan sentence tuh sb rs

cm kinda biadap,cm suruh doc 'close' da lite..if u dont mind tukar la jd cm sopan

skit s 'may i turn off da lite doc..?' same j ngan 'may i go to toilet'..u used to it.

kisah 6 :

dah tau doc suke ajar byk lam klas,tolong jgn buat temper tantrum buleh x..?? dats da most stupidest worst thing ever i can say..bab maen laju aje,terlebih2 pon xpe..ak xpaham la asal bende2 remeh cm nih pon nk kena ajr jugak..gari dlm reban aym br tau..!

kisah 7 :

]penyakit buat2 kiut ngan manje dpn budak laki..ak geli la..manje2 sgt pegi kt pet store n ask to b adopted..bukan kucing yg dipromosikan tp kau..ak xpaham motif kau buat cm tuh..faedah dye..? another imbecile attitude..

kisah 8 :

kalau dh ddk krusi blakang tuh,jgn ckp ngan kwn sblah tuh cm kwn kau ddk kt msia..bising kau tau x..? annoying g,ak xkisah la ape kau nk borak,xmsk mcq pon..apetah g final,eii xpaham ak..

lastly lepas penat dh membebel,tolong la grow up..ckp psl kawen laju je,klas xpenah laju..lawan ngan nenek parkinsonism pon mng nenek, laju j pegi klas nk kena ckeck up..apeke benda la kau nih..sdar2 la,xlame lg dh nk jd doc..ikut suke ati la,nnt time future mula la risau..

owh i forgot somthing,kamu..asal terjah cm tuh j td..?? nk sohor ko..?? hahah,bley blah.. xheran ak..kalau mkn roti canai nk jeles tuh logik la jugak..nih stakat 2ketul batu buat ape...?? hahah..

ak mengarut..k bye..

mood :: numb.




N.B ::
who knows who wrote this?!!
hahah. i found this in draft. 
i'm ssory. it's a crime not to post this one. :D